archer's dozen 

Eleven

"I bought twelve arrows and immediately broke the first one, so now I have an archer's dozen."

archer's dozen by b93 January 24, 2015

archer's tattoo

The bruise resulting on the forearm of a person participating in the sport of archery when their bowstring hits their arm.

"dude, where'd she get that weird bruise? is someone abusing her?" "nah man, that's just an archer's tattoo"

archer's tattoo by thebeamqueen101 September 6, 2018

Archer's finger 

A more formal term for"middle finger"

"Oi,where's that French bastard that chop Willy's finger?I wanna give him an archer's finger up his bump hole"

Archer's finger by Blitzm0 January 25, 2020

Spanish Archer/s 

Albanians i.e Albo /El Bow/s

Those Spanish Archer/s have taken over, they supply everything now.

Spanish Archer/s by George Alders October 14, 2023

archer school for food 

a school in brentwood which main obsession is food, but not one girl at that school is obese.

person 1: Man i wish they had a deli, a restaurant catering, candy and soda at school.
person 2: you should go to the archer school for food

archer school for food by lomp November 29, 2006

Archer Spider 

an asian insect that resembles a puppet from the 1960's TV Show, Thunderbirds.

They are known characteristically for their "stiff" appendages; particularly the arms, that seem to be held by invisible wires - this is obvious in such poses as "running", "communicating" (limbs become rigid as they wave them about frantically trying to convey a message) and moving from place to place.

They are usually quite defensive about their environment ie. Asian origins. Not surprisingly, they are also sometimes found with their "Made in Malaysia" sticker still in tact.

However, they can be particularly deadly if given too much sugar, which will induce a hype known as The Japanese Spider Dance (which is slightly hypocritical considering they are bred exclusively in Malaysia) If this state occurs, violent outbursts of sideways jumping, water/food throwing, tantrums, and/or revenge will take place.

Their vengeful nature is especially scary. Such incidences have been reported where an Archer Spider has taken someone's underwear, and frozen it, before serving it again for breakfast.

So if you ever get caught by one of these creatures then just shout "THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!" and it will be momentarily stunned, before crawling back into its hole, also known as a bostock.

That guy's so stiff when he walks he could be an Archer Spider

Archer Spider by Firebringer February 3, 2010

Archer sucks

when a guy named archer sucks a mans shit out his anus and snorts their farts.

'archer sucks maxes farts"

Archer sucks by archer sucks March 21, 2021