Arachnads 

Spidey's gonads

"My spider-sense detects tingling sensation in my arachnads" said Spidey as he looks at Mary Jane in a wet t-shirt.

Arachnads by dolop October 29, 2008

Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

Not here to fornicate with arachnids by Kiz... December 25, 2020

arachnid 

Fucking disgusting eight-legged abominations created by god to scare the fuck out of you by appearing out of fucking nowhere and disappearing when you get back with your chancla

"Holy fuck I just saw a spider (arachnid),"
*gets chancla*
"Fuck it's gone,"
*fucking moves out*

arachnid by snickersnigger May 16, 2018

arachnid 

Surely one of the most successful groups of animals in the history of this planet. There are arachnids on every continent (except Antarctica, obviously). Arachnids include spiders, scorpions, mites, ticks and the like. Though it is very rare for soft-bodied animals to survive, in fossil form, the oldest known fossil spider is 380 million years old, and there are even older fossil scorpions and sea scorpions known. Whenever I watch a tarantula or scorpion I can't help feeling I'm being given a viewpoint on an early age of life on this planet.

An example of an arachnid: a tarantula, a member of the oldest group of spiders which did not spin webs, merely used silk to line their burrows.

arachnid by Stormsworder November 16, 2006

arachnahomaclostaphobia 

The fear of being in a small space with gay spiders

"Bob's got a bad case of arachnahomaclostaphobia. He just despises being in small spaces with gay spiders."

arachnahomaclostaphobia by Omar Ravenhurst June 1, 2005

arachnafuck 

When you have sexual intercourse with a spider.

-So was it a brown recluse you arachnafucked, or a black widow?
-Neither, you smug asshole. It was a wolf spider.

arachnafuck by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 6, 2008

Arachnosexual 

Arachnosexuals are a group of people who are sexually attracted to spiders. They are sometimes referred to as "spider fuckers". Most arachnosexuals are very proud of their sexuality, doing whatever it takes to let others know that they fuck spiders.

I came out of the closet as Arachnosexual

Arachnosexual by FuckoSupremo September 13, 2020