apriscott

a man dips his testicles into a jar of fruit preservatives, preferably apricot, to allow his lady friend the pleasure of indulging in the delicious oral cleansing of the fruitastic testicles

Scott & Sarah went on a picnic and had enough extra preservatives for an apriscott.

by Captain Pirate June 13, 2011

Arscott

A name carried by a long lineage of legendary thinkers, crafts folk, nobles and badass visionaries. You would think that carrying such status would go to ones head, but not an Arscott. They remain kind, generous, funny and more often that not, they’re incredibly good looking. When you find yourself in the presence of an Arscott, remember to take a deep breath, remain calm and enjoy immercing yourself in the wisdom they will undoubtedly share.

“There’s something different about Gina, what happened?” “Oh, she met an Arscott, she’s so wise now! Lucky thing!”

by Hedge-Dweller January 4, 2018

Apricot Princess

A loved one, (normally referring to a female.) The one who you will love no matter what.

Person 1: Who’s your apricot princess?
Person 2: My apricot princess is Female 1

by dev1n3 June 15, 2019

Apricot Sandwich

A vague sexual reference that actually has no meaning whatsoever. Used for confusing naive or gullible people.

guy1: Dude, I had a sweet apricot sandwich last night!
guy2: Are you using obscure sexual references again?

by Mr. E. Anonymous January 11, 2007

Addiscott

'A-dis-cot', Noun;

Generally found in the coastal regions of Western Australia, Addiscott's are known for their brilliance, intelligence, humour, attractiveness, general awesomeness and their modesty.

Addiscott's spend the bulk of their time lifting busses off cute little puppies and herding families of ducks across/off freeways in the face of great danger to their own personal safety.

Regularly denied the accolades commonly accepted as being due to them, Addiscott's toil for the greater good.

See - Deity;

Wow, did you see that act of heroism?

Yeah, that was a real Addiscott!!

by Hollyweud January 1, 2012

Apricot Balls

When you eat an apricot and then you rub you balls, and then you smell your fingers and you can't tell if it smells like an apricot or your balls.

"Yo Navi ! ,Smell my fingers"
"Aww dude you got some serious Apricot Balls"

by Yosemite Jackson October 23, 2012

punching apricots

Another name for "tribbing" or "tribadism," the act of two women grinding their clitori (what is the plural for clitoris, anyway?) together to sexy results.

That porn got kinda boring after awhile because the women kept punching apricots, and you just can't see anything when they do that.

by Parkcow May 29, 2007