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apriscott 

a man dips his testicles into a jar of fruit preservatives, preferably apricot, to allow his lady friend the pleasure of indulging in the delicious oral cleansing of the fruitastic testicles
Scott & Sarah went on a picnic and had enough extra preservatives for an apriscott.
apriscott by Captain Pirate June 13, 2011
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A name carried by a long lineage of legendary thinkers, crafts folk, nobles and badass visionaries. You would think that carrying such status would go to ones head, but not an Arscott. They remain kind, generous, funny and more often that not, they’re incredibly good looking. When you find yourself in the presence of an Arscott, remember to take a deep breath, remain calm and enjoy immercing yourself in the wisdom they will undoubtedly share.
“There’s something different about Gina, what happened?” “Oh, she met an Arscott, she’s so wise now! Lucky thing!”
Arscott by Hedge-Dweller January 4, 2018

Apricot Princess

A loved one, (normally referring to a female.) The one who you will love no matter what.
Person 1: Who’s your apricot princess?
Person 2: My apricot princess is Female 1
Apricot Princess by dev1n3 June 15, 2019

Apricot Sandwich 

A vague sexual reference that actually has no meaning whatsoever. Used for confusing naive or gullible people.
guy1: Dude, I had a sweet apricot sandwich last night!
guy2: Are you using obscure sexual references again?

Addiscott 

'A-dis-cot', Noun;

Generally found in the coastal regions of Western Australia, Addiscott's are known for their brilliance, intelligence, humour, attractiveness, general awesomeness and their modesty.

Addiscott's spend the bulk of their time lifting busses off cute little puppies and herding families of ducks across/off freeways in the face of great danger to their own personal safety.

Regularly denied the accolades commonly accepted as being due to them, Addiscott's toil for the greater good.

See - Deity;
Wow, did you see that act of heroism?

Yeah, that was a real Addiscott!!
Addiscott by Hollyweud January 1, 2012

Apricot Balls 

When you eat an apricot and then you rub you balls, and then you smell your fingers and you can't tell if it smells like an apricot or your balls.
"Yo Navi ! ,Smell my fingers"
"Aww dude you got some serious Apricot Balls"
Apricot Balls by Yosemite Jackson October 23, 2012

punching apricots

Another name for "tribbing" or "tribadism," the act of two women grinding their clitori (what is the plural for clitoris, anyway?) together to sexy results.
That porn got kinda boring after awhile because the women kept punching apricots, and you just can't see anything when they do that.
punching apricots by Parkcow May 29, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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