Definitions by airbiscuit

Two-Finger Hanky 

Instead of using a handkerchief, you use the index and middle fingers to blow your nose.

Dude, that guy just leaned over the curb and shot a two-finger hanky!

Two-Finger Hanky by airbiscuit March 30, 2009

applesauce 

When the shit you just took is soooo disgustingly mushy that no wiping will clean your ass resulting in crap all over your underpants.

Man, I had some bad diarrhea last night. My shorts are stickin' up my butt. I think I got some applesauce goin' on down there.

applesauce by airbiscuit December 22, 2008

damp 

Another word for vagina

I got me a taste of the damp last night!

damp by airbiscuit December 17, 2008