applesauce

When the shit you just took is soooo disgustingly mushy that no wiping will clean your ass resulting in crap all over your underpants.
Man, I had some bad diarrhea last night. My shorts are stickin' up my butt. I think I got some applesauce goin' on down there.
by airbiscuit December 22, 2008
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damp

I got me a taste of the damp last night!
by airbiscuit December 17, 2008
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Two-Finger Hanky

Instead of using a handkerchief, you use the index and middle fingers to blow your nose.
Dude, that guy just leaned over the curb and shot a two-finger hanky!
by airbiscuit March 30, 2009
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