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apple jack 

A traditionally American liquor distilled from fermented apple cider, traditionally using a method known as freeze distillation, in which cold temperatures are used to freeze out the water in the 5-7% alcohol cider to the point that it is 40-50% alcohol. Prior to the required pasteurization, the hard cider base could be made simply by leaving store bought cider (kept in a glass jug with a metal cap, to allow airflow) in the sun. With modern sterile cider, both sugar and yeast must be added.

Unpasteurized cider may still be bought from farmers and hippies, but champagne yeast is already available, and there are countless recipes available on the Internet that will have your average high school alcoholic brewing his own alcohol in minutes.
Apple Jack can be made year round using store bought ingredients. The extreme cold needed to freeze alcohol (-117 deg. Celsius, really fucking cold!) means you don't even need a freezer; dry ice, available from behind the counter in many grocery stores, may simply be soaked in the yeasty beer to collect water ice.
apple jack by Macadaciouse September 2, 2006
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apple jack 

A mixed drink consisting of simply apple or cider or whatever with jack daniels.
Oh, man I got sooooo apple jacked last night.

—Well, at least you didn't do anything too regrettable

Hell yeah, apple jack takes good care of you
apple jack by lwitthoft December 13, 2010

apple jack 

taking an old blanket, shaping it around your dick, and fucking it
apple jack by shacka brah September 25, 2019

Apple Jack 

When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.
Hey! Let's Apple Jack.
Apple Jack by finding bow October 11, 2017

Apple Jack 

I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.
Apple Jack by RackyRacer June 14, 2018

Apple Jack 

When you stick an apple up your ass and start jacking off
Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better
Apple Jack by Sneakpuppies July 24, 2022

apple jack defense 

The apple jack defense is responding to a question with "it just is".
"You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."
apple jack defense by zee July 9, 2006