Apple Fritter

The act of shoving an apple up the butt

I ran out of bananas so I apple frittered that bitch instead!

by bingbongpedo April 10, 2010

Apple Fritter

what do you call a pile of poop with semen drizzled on top of it? An Apple Fritter

"that one night stand, I shit on her back and came on top, that shit looked like a apple fritter"

by WeeNerCoom April 11, 2021

apple fritter

corned beef chowder

jeff buccats feet

by battletoad July 25, 2003

Apple Fritter

A substitute for awesome.

dude, that's totally apple fritter!

by friedalovesjerky July 6, 2010

apple fritter

cockney rhyming slang for shitter (could mean arse or toilet)

that dirty faggot takes it up the apple fritter
excuse me mate, where's ya apple fritter?

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Grandma's Apple Fritter

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.

Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

kansas city apple fritter

When a man named david eats apple sauce out of a womans vagina.

hey david, what did you do last night? " I gave my wife the kansas city apple fritter

by David's son Richard February 15, 2008