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apple fag

that guy that wont shut up about his new macbook or iphone or imac or how great it is to own an apple product. I GET IT! YOU'RE HIP AND TRENDY! who gives a fuck...
prima: HEY! check out my new iPhone! it's got a BROWSER!
secunda: cool story bro... what an apple fag.
by ASSHAToftheCENTURY November 11, 2009
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apple fag

An astounding bore of a human being, who based his or her decision to own apple products upon the fact they they're shiny and everyone else owns one. They treat their technological buying decision as a status signalling device, an entry into a club or cult. They demonstrate the following traits:

- Not being able to shut up about their apple products.

- Not being able to refer to devices by their generic name, but instead by the apple product name. For example, the will say "iPhone" instead of "smartphone".

- Not being aware of alternative products, or any reason why people may want to choose one. Examples of this are when people ask for schools to buy "iPads", despite the fact that a similarly capable android device will be more flexible and significantly cheaper to buy.

- A religious-like/cultist desire to "spread the good news". This manifests as an endless stream of shilling that is especially pronouced in the people who produce media. Instead of a cartoonish drawing a generic phone, they will take the effort to specifically draw the apple logo on there. See the south park episode on drones as an example of this.

- Being generally ignorant of technology and thinking of their products as being the apex of human achievement.

- Owning an apple brand product for all their needs (phone, tablet, laptop, computer, etc.).

- Believing in their own individuality, despite being in a herd of identical thinking and looking sheep.
I can't believe the school wants to buy an iPad for every student. What a bunch of apple fags.
by Shut up about your iphone January 29, 2016
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Fag Apple

a person who is a stupid loser and no other term of disgust can discribe them (ex. Dumbass, queer, fucker, bitch, whore, cunt, etc.)
Person 1: Dude that person is hard scoping with an intervention thermal
Person 2: yeah they are a total fag apple
(this is a call of duty reference)
by DCdistrict May 17, 2010
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Apple Faggot

Any hipster who blindly follows and supports Apple products even if they're shit, all because they secretly want to be in a relationship with Steve Jobs. Also known as the "Apple Fanboy Syndrome" or AFS, this very serious condition is common in the San Fransisco area and is most often seen in the many metrosexual (also known as Homosexual) students who prefer style over functionality. Little known fact: the disease is easily transmited to others and can only be cured after dealing with the Apple customer support or guarantee service. Also cured by purchasing any good hardware/software which isn't overpriced.
John: - Look there's Tom with his new iPad.
Jack: - He has AFS...
John: - What?
Jack: - Apple Fanboy Syndrome..
John: - Oh yeah he's an Apple Faggot!
Tom: - Look guys I've got the iPad!!!!!!! ;))))) :)))))
Jack: - Does it have Flash? or Multitask?
Tom: - Look I can flick through pictures with my fingers!!!!!!!
by vlad88667 March 13, 2010
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Apple Faggot

Someone who brings apples to work in their lunch box.
"Hey look, Steve brought an apple to work. What an Apple Faggot."
by Spav Nickelbottom August 19, 2013
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Faggot Apple

A tomato. A round spherical fruit that is not actually an apple.
This pizza pie has a great faggot apple sauce.
by Sal Lubricante November 16, 2011
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Faggitine Delicious Apple

1. A hinted derogitory term used to describe someone whom you dislike to an extreme extent. See Douche Bag.
2. A squishy, bruised, and repulsive apple that never leaves the shelf of a market place
1. Faggitine Delicious Apple in the vicinity, eh Bob?
2. Wow it sure would suck to be THAT Faggitine Delicious Apple, eh Bob?
by Monsieur Madeline May 28, 2009
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