Multitask 

The act of doing two or more things at the same time.

Solving a Rubiks cube while playing Guitar Hero, such as the man in the YouTube video, The Multicolored Multitask (Guitar Hero + Rubik's Cube).

Multitask by Mr. Bozipher February 28, 2010

multitask 

to use the restroom and brush your teeth at the same time

I was late for work today so I had to multitask!

multitask by sasm June 23, 2004

multitask 

doing more than one thing at once.

It is a common fallacy that women are good at multitasking, and men are bad at it. The actual truth is, that men like to do things properly, so they do them one at a time and give them their full attention. Women on the other hand, are happy to do a half-assed job.

'What happened to your car?'
'oh, that. my wife was multitasking - parking and talking on the phone at the same time.'
'oh, well i hope it was an interesting conversation, because she parked a bollard into the side of the car.'
'no, she was talking to me on the phone, and she was really distracted by trying to park.'
'oh. how efficient.'

multitask by jimwade December 17, 2009

Multitask 

Doing something important or serious while jerking off.

While I worked at the suicide hotline, I multitasked a lot.

Multitask by mcchris2021 August 27, 2010

Multitask Ho

A hooker, call girl, porn star who can mentally separate her professional sex life from her romantic sex life. In other words, sex addicts who fall in love with sullen, burnt out, erectionally dysfunctional musicians.

Southern California has many aspring models who will put out at the drop of a dime to get a "leg up" in the entertainment industry, but will marry Johnny Guitar Watson for his heart. She must be a solid Multitask Ho.

Multitask Ho by Deep Inside Jessica Simpson December 28, 2005

multitoker

🔥Someone who performs multiple TOKES at the same time.
🔥A stoner who deals with more than one TOKE at the same time and other activities.

Plural MULTITOKING

Ernesto sparked up 2 bowls at the same time.. he’s being a MULTITOKER

multitoker by ClassicRonnie May 10, 2019

multitasting 

The practice of mixing odd flavors in the mouth simultaneously. Some examples of multitasting include eating a piece of citrus fruit too soon after brushing one's teeth, taking a hit off a beer while also chewing gum, or sucking on a breath mint while eating a wasabi-laden sushi roll.

While it is most often a manifestation of absent-mindedness, multitasting has also been deliberately practiced by people who 'just don't give a fuck.' These brave intentional multitasters have inspired humanity for generations innumerable. Kneel before Zod!

Did you see that chick? She just popped a piece of gum in her mouth, chewed it like three times, and then downed half a diet soda. And now...I think...yes!...she's back to chewing the gum! What is this fucktardation?

That's called multitasting, and it is rather odd. But did you know that both the chewing gum and the soda contain a chemical poison called aspartame, which should never have been approved by the FDA?

No, do tell!

Well, it just so happens that Aspartame was passed despite FDA scientists' disapproval by none other than douche nozzle extraordinaire, Donald Rumsfeld.

According to a G.D. Searle's salesperson, Patty WoodAllott, Donald Rumsfeld stated "he would call in all his markers and that no matter what, he would see to it that aspartame be approved this year."

An interview with consumer attorney Jim Turner revealed how Donald Rumsfeld "called in his markers" as part of Reagan's transition team in 1981. This is why G.D. Searle felt compelled to reapply for aspartame's approval one day after Reagan's inauguration.

This is despite rejection of aspartame over brain tumors.

What a bunch of sweethearts, huh? I wish asshats Rumsfeld and that stupid band 311 would all go die in a fire.

multitasting by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 22, 2010