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apostrophobia 

Fear of the misuse of apostrophes when added to the plural version of a word, especially an acronym.
I have a recurring nightmare that in the future I will be the only person in the world with apostrophobia: everyone spells the plural of PC as PC's.
apostrophobia by baspring June 19, 2009

apostrophically challenged 

The inability to make proper use of the apostrophe, indicating either possession or contraction.
Its' maddening when apostrophically challenged office simp's cant determine when to insert an apostrophe correctly. It really fry's my ass!!!

Apostophobia 

The fear of apostasy and apostates in all religions, Islam, Christianity, Hinduism etc......
"My brother left Islam, I hate him so much for that"
"Bro Apostophobia sucks, Don't be apostophobic"

astrophobic 

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against people of a certain astrological sign; astrophobia
“That date I went on the last night?! Found out he was a virgo! Gross!”

“Girl, that’s so astrophobic of you. You can’t just judge someone solely on their astrological sign.”
astrophobic by picklesucker808 April 12, 2021

apostrophic 

adj.
A combination of 'apostrophe' and 'catastrophic' meaning desperately, apocalyptically in need of an apostrophe.
Grammar Geek 1: Ugh, I can't believe she wanted me to watch "Two Weeks Notice" with her. The entire time, all I could think of was the absolutely apostrophic title!
Grammar Geek 2: I am so sorry. That's terrible.

An apostrophic text message: sry cant talk now. how bout later?
The same message, fixed: Sorry, can't talk now. How 'bout later?

apostrophosize 

to add apostrophes where needed.
OH NO! I forgot to apostrophosize "theyre"!
apostrophosize by BEEFCAKES:D April 14, 2010