apex defecator

A person, who by virtual of their physical size or dietary habits, produces bowel movements that dominate the fecosystem.
Ben froze in his tracks and backed slowly away from the stall, breathing only through his mouth. From the carnage within, it was clear he had blundered into the lair of an apex defecator
by The Working Dead July 01, 2016
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