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ape hands

hands that are the size of an apes
How would you describe Jim, he has ape hands.
by ajhe99 June 9, 2008
mugGet the ape handsmug.

side handed ape gribbler

is when you gingerly GINGERLY!!!!!
slide your hand down the musky leathery crook of your swath. Eagerly sniff your thumb webbing and become completely appualed by the combined stench of sack sweat and bowel residues.
What the fuck Jesse? did you just give yourself a "side handed ape gribbler" because your hand totally reeks of frumunda.
by chunk shlagle November 14, 2006
mugGet the side handed ape gribblermug.

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