An apartment usually found with its entrance on the side of someone's house, this phenomenon is most commonly found in Staten Island NY (on the south shore) The residents of side apartments usually consist of divorced mothers and dirtbags. Most drive an Infiniti which can usually be found parked illegally ( blocking someone's driveway) on the street. These people are overly tan and sometimes addicted to prescription pills.
Joe: Hey did you hear about mike?
vinny: no, what happened?
Joe: He paid 50G for a brand new Infiniti and 2 days later he was found OD on oxy.
Vinny: where?
Joe: his side apartment in great kills
vinny: no, what happened?
Joe: He paid 50G for a brand new Infiniti and 2 days later he was found OD on oxy.
Vinny: where?
Joe: his side apartment in great kills
by Rex'smissingfat July 3, 2015
- I'm going to tear you apart, girl !
- I'll make her spread her legs and get ready for the tear apart.
- I'll make her spread her legs and get ready for the tear apart.
by loverough June 2, 2012
One who steps lightly on the floor in a second/third story apartment.
One who sneaks into the neighbor's apartment through the patio door.
One who sneaks into the neighbor's apartment through the patio door.
1. Dude, I had to be an "apartment ninja" just to go to the bathroom becuase the old lady downstairs likes to yell at me for noises...
2. Dude I think I just got owned by an "Apartment Ninja" because that's the third time my internet was on when I came home.
2. Dude I think I just got owned by an "Apartment Ninja" because that's the third time my internet was on when I came home.
by !Z3D! July 11, 2008
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by ApartmentNINJAS June 11, 2009
Shortened form of apt 3A, or left alone as 3A, is the dwelling of a superior non-human race known as Geisers. The Geisers leech off of the human enviroment. When not in the squallors of their sty, they are often found in urban areas such as laundromats or gyms. The only Geiser life forms to ever be witnessed are The Geisers of Canton. They have sapped to the life of human beings, asking for rides, or for a bit of entertainment.
by Alex Frank January 10, 2005
the lowest form of life known to mankind, someone who couldnt make it at a real job..this is the only way they can keep a roof over their head. a person whose only job qualification is: not misspelling their name more than 3 times on the application
by douglas epley November 26, 2006
I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
I drift apart from my friends.
I drift apart from my friends.
by chunyu January 12, 2018