A confined living space. A gerbil cage for humans. That is, a shower, microwave, food, bed, and toilet, all contained within a few hundred square feet. An apartment dweller typically knows the sex habits of the dweller above and the favorite music of the dweller next door, but would not recognize the face or name of either.
Apartment construction materials include: cream colored linoleum, cream colored latex paint, cream colored carpet (extensively spotted), cream colored pre-formed shower, cream colored counters and dark brown hollow-core doors.
I just leased a new apartment. It's a nice unit; I don't have to wait long for the community clothes washer and it only costs 75 cents a load.
by Pacito November 20, 2006
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1. A building sub divided into tiny hamster cages with rats running on a wheel (a literal rat race) to give 75% of their wages to a rich, lazy, entitled landlord who does zero work to deserve the money.
2. A crummy out-dated 60 year old building that resembles a camp cabin. The building is sub-divided into hamster cages so that the maximum number of slaves will be paying rent each month. They are usually built with the cheapest and lowest quality materials and design. The end result is usually a hybrid project-housing/ flea-bag motel style motif all in the efforts of cost cutting; to maximize profits to the landlord.
3. You don’t go to hertz and rent a 1960 Chevy and pay full price; but you go to an apartment built and 1960 and pay $1,800 a month…but in real estate we like to pretend that a 1960 out-dated building should cost just as much as a brand new building for rent.
4. You might see a $1 raise every 10 years; but expect your rent to go up $100 a year for life; even though there is zero improvents to the apartment; which looks the same year in and year out…and the rich landlord uses the “this country is built on capitalism” republican excuse for the rent increase.
An apartment is a business model to have the maximum number of slaves going to their hourly job, getting abused and threatened by their bosses to work harder; getting 1/3 of their check deducted by taxes, and giving the remaining check to a landlord who lives in a 30,000 square foot mansion; a pool house with a live-in butler, horse stable, a yacht, private jet, and a fleet of Italian exotic cars; who does absolutely zero work other than depositing the tenants checks.

Naïve 18 year old: I got my first apartment; I’ll never be a loser living with my parents again. I can drink and party and do whatever I want, when ever I want; I’m free, I’v made it. Wise Friend: Dude your losing literally; you giving your landlord $1300 a month; and your landlord doesn’t even do anything, doesn’t do any physical work, or anything; your just handing $1300 a month to a rich person. Plus if you get fired, hurt, sick, or evicted your going to be living on the streets; how is that making it?
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An apartment (or flat in Britain and most other Commonwealth countries) is a self-contained housing unit that occupies only part of a building. Apartments may be owned (by an owner-occupier) or rented (by tenants).

Some apartment-dwellers own their apartments, either as co-ops, in which the residents own shares of a corporation that owns the building or development; or in condominiums, whose residents own their apartments and share ownership of the public spaces. Most apartments are in buildings designed for the purpose, but large older houses are sometimes divided into apartments. The word apartment connotes a residential unit or section in a building. Apartment building owners, lessors, or managers often use the more general word units to refer to apartments. Units can be used to refer to rental business suites as well as residential apartments. When there is no tenant occupying an apartment, the lessor is said to have a vacancy. For apartment lessors, each vacancy represents a loss of income from rent-paying tenants for the time the apartment is vacant (i. e., unoccupied). Lessors' objectives are often to minimize the vacancy rate for their units. The owner of the apartment typically transfers possession to the occupant(s) by giving him/her the key to the apartment entrance door(s) and any other keys need to live there, such as a common key to the building or any other common areas, and an individual unit mailbox key. When the occupant(s) move out, these keys should typically be returned to the owner.

Apartment types and characteristics

Luxury apartment buildings in Gurgaon, Delhi metropolitan areaApartments can be classified into several types. Studio or efficiency or bachelor apartments tend to be the smallest apartments with the cheapest rents in a given area. These kinds of apartment usually consist mainly of a large room which is the living, dining, and bedroom combined. There are usually kitchen facilities as part of this central room, but the bathroom is its own smaller separate room. In the UK and Ireland, a roughly equivalent term is bed-sit (bedroom and sitting-room combined). Moving up from the efficiencies are one-bedroom apartments where one bedroom is a separate room from the rest of the apartment. Then there are two-bedroom, three-bedroom, etc. apartments. Small apartments often have only one entrance/exit. Large apartments often have two entrances/exits, perhaps a door in the front and another in the back. Depending on the building design, the entrance/exit doors may be directly to the outside or to a common area inside, such as a hallway. Depending on location, apartments may be available for rent furnished with furniture or unfurnished into which a tenant usually moves in with his/her own furniture. Permanent carpeting is often included in an apartment.

Laundry facilities are usually kept in a separate area accessible to all the tenants in the building. Depending on when the building was built and the design of the building, utilities such as water, heating, and electric may be common for all the apartments in the building or separate for each apartment and billed separately to each tenant. Outlets for connection to telephones are typically included in apartments. Telephone service is optional and is practically always billed separately from the rent payments. Cable television and similar amenities are extra also. Parking space(s), air conditioner, and extra storage space may or may not be included with an apartment. Rental leases often limit the maximum number of people who can reside in each apartment. On or around the ground floor of the apartment building, a series of mailboxes are typically kept in a location accessible to the public and, thus, to the mailman too. Every unit typically gets its own mailbox with individual keys to it. Some very large apartment buildings with a full-time staff may take mail from the mailman and provide mail-sorting service. Near the mailboxes or some other location accessible by outsiders, there may be a buzzer (equivalent to a doorbell) for each individual unit. In smaller apartment buildings such as two- or three-flats, or even four-flats, garbage is often disposed of in trash containers similar to those used at houses. In larger buildings, garbage is often collected in a common trash bin or dumpster. For cleanliness or minimizing noise, many lessors will place restrictions on tenants regarding keeping pets in an apartment.

In some parts of the world, the word apartment is used generally to refer to a new purpose-built self-contained residential unit in a building, whereas the word flat means a converted self-contained unit in an older building. An industrial, warehouse, or commercial space converted to an apartment is commonly called a loft.

When part of a house is converted for the ostensible use of a landlord's family member, the unit may be known as an in-law apartment or granny flat, though these (sometimes illegally) created units are often occupied by ordinary renters rather than family members.

Staying in privately owned apartments rather than in a hotel is quickly becoming popular with travellers.

Apartment aka Flat, Suite
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A place where mostly poor people live, stacked on top of each others. Usually, dwellers don't know much about a quality of life. These apartments generally consist of one or two bedrooms, a kitchen, a living room and a bathroom. It is extremely common to hear your neighbors conversations, their TV, music and dishes and to smell their cigarettes. When you spent most of your life in a house and you move into an apartment for an extended period of time, your health and mind might be subject to deterioration.
you: (working on your car in the parking lot of the apartment)
neighbor: Hey hi neighbor what are you doing?
you: don't talk to me you fucking welfare piece of shit!
by ih8neighbors October 18, 2010
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ghetto apartment complex in decoto, ca where gangsters meet up
rich snob: "man i donut want to go to parkside apartments"
decoto gangster: "lets go egg some bitches"
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1 - If something falls apart, it breaks into pieces because it is old or badly made.

2 - If an organization or system falls apart, it becomes disorganized or unable to work effectively, or breaks up into its different parts.

3 - If you say that someone is falling apart, you mean that they are becoming emotionally disturbed and are unable to think calmly or to deal with the difficult or unpleasant situation that they are in.
Ex1: "The work was never finished and bit by bit the building fell apart."
Ex2: "I guess it was like that for you when your company started to fall apart."
Ex3: "I was falling apart. I wasn't getting any sleep."
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