anusmobile 

A car that smells so bad that a blindfolded person may mistake it for an anus.

1. Your anusmobile smells like shit.
2. Look at my kickass anusmobile.

anusmobile by John Anus May 18, 2006

Assmobile 

An overdone custom car/van that can barely drive properly due to its customizations.

A car or van that appears to have a driver incapable obey the rules of the road.

A vehicle that is driven with no regard for public or passenger safety.

Man, when that assmobile was passing I could barely hear myself think.

Hey did you see the assmobile wrapped around that tree?

Wey, that assmobile nearly hit that person on the pavement!

Assmobile by XpideR G August 5, 2009