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anusthetic 

A soothing mixture of cocaine and vaseline that Fred Phelps sticks up his ass before sitting on a highway cone or other large object. See Goatse.
Westboro Baptist Church pastor Fred Phelps was at a God Hates Fags rally and asked me to find him some anusthetic. Not content with a simple crucifuck or normal act of pastorbation, he had developed an urgent need to shove something very large up his poop chute.
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Anusthesia 

1) After a long night of his cellmate viciously raping his ass, Henry wished that the jail commisary sold anusthesia. 2) After a long day sitting on the hard bench, Ron's ass felt as if it had been administered anusthesia.
Anusthesia by Dr. Buttocks July 31, 2009

Anusitis 

An intense puckering of the anus, creating soreness and pain. Typical cause is from sitting on a bicycle seat too long.
After the bike ride I was suffering from an acute case of anusitis, making it hard for me to sit.
Anusitis by burfus man July 16, 2021

anunitha 

Term often used to express the lack of desire in an object.

Derived from ‘I don’t need that shit’:

“I don’t need that shit”
“anunitha shit”
Veena: Would you like a side of cheese?

Melvin: Anunitha shit.
anunitha by nitrous169 November 11, 2022
This is sheer anuhitha.

That flower is so anuhithic.
Anuhitha by Starawolf98 January 21, 2019

Anumitha 

very hot and sexy and is so into blonde dudes. she is also one of the most intelligent people you will ever meet in your life.
anumitha has a huge crush on jonathan and adrian and she cannot choose between either of them
Anumitha by yourmompisses October 14, 2021