ankeen is a very nice person, she always knows how to speak to somebody and respects others. She gets good grades and always makes the male fall in love with her, especially guys named alec. Shes short, brunette, and sweet.
"Ankeens so sweet!"
"Right! She gave me her pencil one time!!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).