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ankle bracelet 

A device that is semi-permanently attached to the ankle of someone who is under house arrest. The device communicates with a monitor installed in the wearer's home which sends a signal to the probation officer if it is not within a short distance from the monitor at specific times of the day. Typically used during level 4 probation to ensure that the wearer stays at home during prescribed hours.
What's that bulge on your leg?

That's my new ankle bracelet - gotta run, I'm due home in 15 minutes!
ankle bracelet by Ex-Felon October 2, 2007
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Ankle Bracelets 

Hoop earrings that are large enough to fit the wearer's feet through, thus pinning their feet behind their head.
Mary's hoop earrings are so big they can be used as ankle bracelets.
Ankle Bracelets by Carl Stawicki October 7, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016