Anime Protagonist

Someone who cannot take a hint and is generally a bit slow

Girl: *Leans in for a kiss*
Guy: "What are you doing?"
Girl: "Stupid anime protagonist!"

Anime Protagonist by TheFreddo August 16, 2017

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Anime protagonist

Usually has the most plot armour and is the clueless despite thinking the exact opposite

Kid: "Mom why hasn't the anime protagonist not died yet?"
Mom: "This is one piece sweetie."

Anime protagonist by CoolKid694200 November 27, 2021

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Anime Protagonist Disease

When an Anime Protagonist is born, 1 or both of their parents are going to die very soon from "Anime Protagonist Disease".

Anime Protagonist: *is born with blue hair
Doctor: i'm sorry to say this, but you now have Anime Protagonist Disease
Mother: Do i have to die or him?
Father: why not BOTH?!

Anime Protagonist Disease by Dancchi February 10, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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