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angry asshole face

The opposite of, "resting bitch face" but for men who look mean, angry or frown a lot.
Wife: Honey you shouldn't frown so much.
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!

Angry ball of asshole 

A very angry little shit, much like the evil human eating aliens from the critters movies.
It doesn't have to necessarily be in the physical ball form

or a midget but what would seem like an angry little bastard who reeks of rage and uncontrollable annoying anger.
Sid: Are you chicken shit? Come on man, you gigantic shit for brains! Come on come on!!

Giant guy sitting at bar: I am going to ask you nicely to please be quiet, sir.

Sid: Aww girly panties not pulled up? waah waah

I'm gonna head butt your abdomen and use it as my pillow!

Giant guy sitting at bar: Well, I think we need to take this outside because you're being a huge Angry ball of asshole.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016