Angel Fart

A soundless, but potent fart delivered by a female, often times while she is sleeping. Because of the lack of auditory evidence, the culprit will always deny.

I was enjoying watching television until my wife delivered a heinous angel fart which caused me to gag and my eyes to burn.

by JSTrojan February 16, 2010

Angel Fart

A female who is absolutely divine, she must be an angel or a form of one. They are born from the farts of a full Angel and will eventually evolve into a full angel.

Guy 1: dude i met this girl. shes smart, beautiful, and funny
guy 2: sounds like u got urself a angel fart

by blaze511 November 5, 2010

Angel Fart

A fart that smells somewhat good.

My angel fart smelt like fresh Chinese food, and I liked it.

by The Man with No Name March 1, 2018

Angel Fart

When vaginal flatulence occurs during menstruation and an external expulsion of blood occurs.

I was bangin' this broad and she angel farted. My dick had wings!

by TrevlerDurden January 1, 2013

Angel fart

The fluffy polystyrene bits of packaging that protect the contents of a box while simultaneously destroying the ecosystem. This latter may not be true but is highly dependant on the person with the box.

Those damn angel farts are stuck all over me

by Johnny Rod January 22, 2009

angel fart

A kind of girl fart which is how female angels fart. It is just a short, quick muffled hiss of gas that sounds just like a puff from a perfume bottle just like *pfft*

Guy (meets beautiful female angel): Wow, you're sexy!
Angel girl (lets out angel fart): *pfft* Excuse me *blushes*
Guy: Peww!

by xXWhiteKnightXx July 13, 2010

Fart Angels

The double-handed calisthenics you use after you cut a big, swampy fart.

Darren caught a whiff of colon and realized that Mary was doing fart angels.

by geodave October 14, 2013