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Andy Bernard

Easily the funniest character on The Office. Brilliantly played by Ed Helms.

Awkard, goofy, creepy and loveable at the same time.

Just the way he talks is bound to make you laugh.

His dumb little smile gets me everytime.
"just getting some face time with the boss"

"I'll be at the top of this place in no time. How? I never break off a handshake. I'm always one step ahead of the game... like a... carpenter... who builds stairs."

-Andy bernard on life.
by fontownliberal April 29, 2010
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a STUPID IDIOTIC NUMBSKULL who sold his XTERRA to a SMART and CAPABLE man named DWIGHT.
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
by GIVE ME A FUCKING PSEUDONYM February 1, 2020
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Verb: to punch a hole in the wall out of anger
I wonder if John will get kicked off Are You The One? for Andy Bernarding after the truth booth.

My boss said we had to stay late and I almost Andy Bernarded I was so pissed.
by What does a bean mean December 13, 2021
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That one guy we've all known who would try way too hard to be your best friend. Andy Bernards often have anger issues as well, which, when combined with their clingy personalities, is what makes them truly unbearable.
You know that kid Sam? Yesterday he followed me to the bathroom talking about how angry he is that the girl he had a crush on didn't like him back. He's a total Andy Bernard.
by O' Chungus September 25, 2023
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AndyBernard's affection for LaraJuicyTV is a well-known aspect of his presence in the Sparc Mac community. He ardently follows her unconventional content, particularly centered around flatulence, and passionately expresses his admiration for her in the Discord server. This unique connection adds a distinctive touch to the community, where members are encouraged to embrace their quirky interests openly.

Andy actively engages with the boys in Sparc Mac's yard, forming close friendships within the community. Whether it's sharing jokes, embarking on in-game adventures, or participating in playful banter, Andy is an integral part of this tight-knit group, contributing to the camaraderie and lively atmosphere that defines the community. His mischievous activities extend to the Grand Exchange, where he often teams up with his tribe member, Jim, affectionately known as Yhaahoho. Together, they create moments of hilarity and excitement in the RuneScape world, specifically Mr Anderson will sprint towards Jim, perform a push up emote, and then quickly teleport away leaving Jim flabbergasted.

In addition to his unique interests and activities, AndyBernard also takes on the important role of reminding community members that the reports section of the Discord server is designated for reports only. His diligence in maintaining order and ensuring that the server's guidelines are followed demonstrates his commitment to upholding the standards of the community.
AndyBernard, the guy with a nose of a bloodhound for thick white girl flatulence.
by SparcMac Discord September 5, 2023
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