andrew jones
he is a guy will be your girlfriend and beak your hart and he will say he love you and that not true love. he a nothing but lair!
andrew jones by poopmcnuge March 22, 2017
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andruw jones
Legendary outfielder for the atlanta braves. Yeah he won gold gloves and all that but what makes him a legend is his appearance in court during The Gold Club (atlanta strip club) scandal. Jones went to a party hosted by owner of the club, during said party Jones fucked two strippers in front of several people. Here's what happened when asked about it in court.
Prosecutor: What were the women doing?
Jones: Lesbian action
Prosecutor: What did you do?
Jones: Both of 'em. (With a look on his face that said 'What the fuck you think I did?')
Prosecutor: What were the women doing?
Jones: Lesbian action
Prosecutor: What did you do?
Jones: Both of 'em. (With a look on his face that said 'What the fuck you think I did?')
andruw jones by atl princess April 24, 2005
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A once premier center fielder for the Atlanta Braves, who has won many gold gloves and hit many home runs, but NOW SUCKS ASS FOR THE DODGERS even though he is one of their highest paid players.
Andruw Jones by q_mac75 August 20, 2008
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1. the best baseball player to ever play the sport no 1 is better than him no matter what u say # 25 for the best mlb team (atlanta braves)
Andruw Jones by Derka Abdul September 4, 2006
andruw jones
like the worst player to ever be considered in an mvp race ever. career batting average is like .270, strikes out 90 percent of the time, hits .100 something with runners in scoring position, needs to find another hobby besides throwing his back out swinging a piece of wood.
wow that andruw jones guy just hit the ball a mile, i wonder if him going from hitting 30homeruns to hitting 51 homeruns has anything to do with steiroids. . . .
andruw jones by johnnie o'toole December 28, 2005
Andres jones
Andres jones, you’ll easy fall inlove with those eyes, He has the kindest soul but puts up a wall to protect his heart. Now if you get him to open up and trust you then he truly loves you and won’t ever leave your side. He has the brightest smile but be careful with him he’s fragile and cares a lot about others he loves. Andres jones one of a kind, the only kind i would ever want.
Andres jones by inlove with strangers June 26, 2021
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