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andover ohio

Andover Ohio is a small town in Northeast Ohio in Ashtabula County. The town is hopelessly boring and pathetic as is all of its residents. It's very mundane. There is no entertainment, shopping or food choices. High school kids resort to sitting around on the Andover Square on Friday nights revving their parents car engines and trying to make their lives sound interesting. Small minded community. Limited breeding options. Tourists flock there every summer to go fishing in Pymatuning and swim in the stank beach. The schools are horrible. Not only do they get the lowest test scores in the county, they are nicknamed "Pregnant Valley" due to the number of very young girls who get pregnant. They actually had a school program for pregnant or young mothers to attend. By young I mean 12-13 year old kids. The only school with that program in the county. The schools football team is pitiful
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"It's a place you go when you have no hopes or dreams for a better life"
andover ohio by Crazybutcute December 27, 2016
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