Guy 1: Don't laugh at me but I have anadaephobia.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: It's the fear that somewhere a duck is watching. Wait did I just see a flash of yellow?
Guy 2: *slowly backs away*
An irrational fearthat one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing....a duck watches!
Dave 'Cant shake this feeling that there is a duck watching me today, think im suffering from Anatidaephobia'