Anal S.O.S 

Light pressure tappy taps that are applied directly to the b-hole. It’s like tapping a S.O.S button but the button is the anus.
According to experienced users of anal S.O.S the best outcome is proceeded by light pressure taps to the b-hole during a blowy or intercourse and just as your partner is about to cum you push hard and hold…and apparently magic happens… You may see unicorns people.
Variations are allowed…some users may prefer 3 light pressure taps followed by two firm taps and so on…honestly the possibilities are endless. Multiple fingers can be used or a combination of fingers, knuckles, and or a fist…it’s really up to the individual!

While giving a blowy she did a reach around for a little Anal S.O.S.

He was having a hard time cumming so he called out for an Anal S.O.S to help relieve him.

That Anal S.O.S caused quite an explosion.

He was experiencing whiskey dick and called for an Anal S.O.S to help get his penis moving.

Anal S.O.S by ChandBob April 13, 2023

anal s'more 

Process of lighting a marshmallow on the end of a bent coat hanger and inserting into your partners ass, partner then defecates onto a graham cracker; initial partner eats!

Paul said never make anal s'mores after eating a lot of corn.

anal s'more by Mark Krawitz April 20, 2008

New Year’s Anal 

When your girlfriend gets so drunk on New Year’s Eve she finally agrees to New Year’s Anal.

Boy: Come onbaby let’s bring in the New Year with New Year’s Anal.

Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby

New Year’s Anal by Urban humor December 23, 2017

Anal Tourette’s 

An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer B’s: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Tourette’s may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Tourette’s, anal Tourette’s is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.

J: How are you feeling today?
S: I’ve been better. I haven’t left the bathroom much today as I’m suffering from Anal Tourette’s.

Anal Tourette’s by Mr Hugh Jade August 30, 2019

Cat's Anal 

When one shoves a cat's paw in ones ass and forces the animal to extend it's claws, resulting in ejaculation.

I'm getting a bunch of dudes together and hosting a Cat's Anal party. MEOW

Cat's Anal by daringe September 18, 2012

Zen's anal pubic hair 

The peaceful pubic hair in someone's ass.

My Zen's anal pubic hair must be amazing for sex!

Zen's anal pubic hair by 1637286462 September 27, 2017

anal e's 

pills that u stick up an asshole when ur ready for insertion. they are narcotics that numb the asshole so ur fat ass cock can slide easier into it. That way u can fuck all night long in the ass of even the most tightest ass holes.

I put anal e's into benjamin's ass so my member would fit into him.

anal e's by Schmooze November 12, 2007