The rare occasion your poop is blue. The analsapphiritis foundation is asking people to dunk their heads in port-o-potties to stain their heads blue in support of a cure for analsapphiritisand for the research needed to treat this urban condition. Causes include but are not limited to: excessive ring-pop consumption, Haribo addiction, eating dry Kool-Aid (blue raspberry flavor, any of the blue Kool-Aids) drinking blue colored Four Loco and triple sec.
My man’s got analsapphiritis and needs treatment FAST! Dunk your noggin in that porta-Lottie to show support!
by Lickity_slitickitty December 12, 2023