analpudding 

The sweet sweet taste of what was once a great shit but not properly wiped, leaving a smear or smudge of sluggish looking dumplings that was forgotten (looking like pudding) to rub around ones anus hole creating much itching through out ones day.

Me: damn bro i just finished up takin a fat shit but somethin doesn't feel right.
Some random girl: maybe you should check for some analpudding?
Me: Hey! great idea i wouldn't want rope burn ass all day! thanks random hoe!

analpudding by merkman November 10, 2013

analpoundingshithammer 

A large, intmidating, muscular man of viking decent who listens to nothing but black metal and death metal, and who loves nothing more than to ram women's assoles as hard as possible.

Jesus Christ, look at that monster, he's gotta be 6'5" and solid muscle, crazy ass viking berserker bastard! Yeah I know, I spoke with him earlier, all he cares about is hatefuckin' chicks in the butt and deathmetal, just an analpoundingshithammer.

analpoundingshithammer by Fucky The Twiggy Alien Bastard September 28, 2011