merkman's definitions

analpudding

The sweet sweet taste of what was once a great shit but not properly wiped, leaving a smear or smudge of sluggish looking dumplings that was forgotten (looking like pudding) to rub around ones anus hole creating much itching through out ones day.

Me: damn bro i just finished up takin a fat shit but somethin doesn't feel right.
Some random girl: maybe you should check for some analpudding?
Me: Hey! great idea i wouldn't want rope burn ass all day! thanks random hoe!

by merkman November 10, 2013