Anal Jihad

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The act of rough and highly inspired anal sex.

"I took that person from the bar home last night and launched an Anal Jihad on their asshole for 5 hours"

Anal Jihad by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

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anal jihad

When a train of mostly gay aerobic men ram each other in the ass for the sake of Allah.

Ahkbar Hazell decided it was time to come out of the closet and let Allah know he was ready to perform an Anal Jihad because he knew he was too hairy and smelly to bone all the virgins in heaven

anal jihad by Bonglajio August 2, 2006

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The number of years you are still sexually active

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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