anal humor 

The act of laughing at someones overly stretched asshole.

Dave: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ASSHOLE IS SO STRETCHED!
Bella: I'm not here for anal humor, i'm here to fuck.

anal humor by resguy638 May 13, 2016

Anal hemorrhage

This is the bleeding or hemorrhage(another word for bleeding) from the anus or anal cavity.

Mrs. cherry had an operation a couple days ago to stop her anal hemorrhage.

Anal hemorrhage by xbballbrandon23x July 17, 2009