anal fister 

Someone who enjoys the awful pleasure of fisting ones anal cavity and touching certain areas around the anus, as a pleasure or hobby.

"why is his hand up that anus?"
"he's an anal fister, felicia"

anal fister by hahadgxuduehys January 1, 2015

Financially anal fisted 

Financial anal fisting

I have just been financially anal fisted at tax time

Financially anal fisted by Karlaur September 28, 2018

anal fisherman 

a particularly vivid synonym for a homosexual, this term denotes the practise of inserting one's penis into the anus (normally willing, but occasionally not) of one's partner/bumbuddy/victim. Oftentimes, the catch of the day is brown and viscous.

Btw, im pretty sure that this is an original nomenclature. If im wrong,...meh.

Quentin is an anal fisherman, sailing the seas of cheese in search of his next meal.

anal fisherman by Llanark September 6, 2008

anal fisher 

When taking a massive shit, your rectum splits open cuz the shit is too big. You know when sometimes you think the shit is too big to come out?? Think about it and be careful...

"Damn foo I got an anal fisher the other day and i ahd to get a bunch of stitched to sew up my gooch"

anal fisher by LaRon May 18, 2006

Anal fisher 

An insult to use when someone is being an ass hat.

"Daniel quit being an anal fisher and get your fingers out of him!"

Anal fisher by Soulhunter March 20, 2023

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter) 

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.

"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter) by Vindavjck November 19, 2004

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020