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anal fister 

Someone who enjoys the awful pleasure of fisting ones anal cavity and touching certain areas around the anus, as a pleasure or hobby.
"why is his hand up that anus?"
"he's an anal fister, felicia"
anal fister by hahadgxuduehys January 1, 2015
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Financially anal fisted 

I have just been financially anal fisted at tax time
Financially anal fisted by Karlaur September 28, 2018

anal fisherman 

a particularly vivid synonym for a homosexual, this term denotes the practise of inserting one's penis into the anus (normally willing, but occasionally not) of one's partner/bumbuddy/victim. Oftentimes, the catch of the day is brown and viscous.

Btw, im pretty sure that this is an original nomenclature. If im wrong,...meh.
Quentin is an anal fisherman, sailing the seas of cheese in search of his next meal.
anal fisherman by Llanark September 6, 2008

anal fisher 

When taking a massive shit, your rectum splits open cuz the shit is too big. You know when sometimes you think the shit is too big to come out?? Think about it and be careful...
"Damn foo I got an anal fisher the other day and i ahd to get a bunch of stitched to sew up my gooch"
anal fisher by LaRon May 18, 2006

Anal fisher 

An insult to use when someone is being an ass hat.
"Daniel quit being an anal fisher and get your fingers out of him!"
Anal fisher by Soulhunter March 20, 2023

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter) 

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.
"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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