a particularly vivid synonym for a homosexual, this term denotes the practise of inserting one's penis into the anus (normally willing, but occasionally not) of one's partner/bumbuddy/victim. Oftentimes, the catch of the day is brown and viscous.

Btw, im pretty sure that this is an original nomenclature. If im wrong,...meh.

Quentin is an anal fisherman, sailing the seas of cheese in search of his next meal.

anal fisherman by Llanark September 6, 2008

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anal fisher

When taking a massive shit, your rectum splits open cuz the shit is too big. You know when sometimes you think the shit is too big to come out?? Think about it and be careful...

"Damn foo I got an anal fisher the other day and i ahd to get a bunch of stitched to sew up my gooch"

anal fisher by LaRon May 18, 2006

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Anal fisher

An insult to use when someone is being an ass hat.

"Daniel quit being an anal fisher and get your fingers out of him!"

Anal fisher by Soulhunter March 20, 2023

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Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.

"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter) by Vindavjck November 19, 2004

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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