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Emergency anal evacuation 

An intense need to vacate your bowls. IE shit.
Is usually accompanied with stomach aches.

Usually but not exclusively involves explosive diarrhea.
Dan: Dude where were you earlier?

Steve: i had some bad sushi and had to execute and emergency anal evacuation.

Propane Powered Anal Ejaculation Machine

A Propane Powered Anal Ejaculation Machine is machine used for sexual intercourse in the asshole. Also bakes a good pie
Fuck my Propane Powered Anal Ejaculation Machine broke last night.