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anal bleeding 

What happened to Justin Bieber when he was in jail.
Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Bieber, but it appears that Tyrone's abnormally large penis has caused you anal bleeding."
Bieber: " Shit, Tyrone!"
anal bleeding by Spidershit January 31, 2014

Anal beeds 

spelled anal beads. An instrument inserted into the ass, with bumps that keep getting bigger, meant to stretch the ass and put strain on it until it pops.
The best way to pop an anal virgin is to shove anal beeds in her ass!
Anal beeds by necrokhan September 28, 2005

Anal Bleeder 

A medical device used to rupture and drain haemorrhoids. Also often used by geriatric homosexual deviants with abovementioned problem in order to enhance ass-fucking pleasure
Oh my God Norman, stick that anal bleeder so deep in my ass that it hits my second Houston line. Shove it in so fast.

Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!

Let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. Yes... Suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. Yes, Norman! Let me lick it off your hairy chin.

I love you.
Anal Bleeder by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008

Anal beeds 

anal beeds are beeds, mostly used by ravers and sick fucks, which are stuck in the anal cavity for pleasure. generally, you use anal beeds while using E, or other types of sexual injestions...
hey bruce, wanna play hide the anal beeds?
Anal beeds by Haney April 17, 2004

anal bleedage

You do her so hard her anus starts to bleed intensly.
I did her so hard she had anal bleedage.
anal bleedage by LoyalOG June 25, 2016

Anal Bleedage

Blood streaming out of ones asshole after anal.
I fucked her so hard she had anal bleedage.