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"anal bleed" The term used for someone whom is a drain upon society/germ. A peasant of such non desirable form that they're resemblance is that of claret from the sphincter.

anal bleed peasant grub idiot low dog

"That guy is an anal bleed... he got kicked out for biting the security"
anal bleed peasant grub idiot low dog

anal bleed by Banjo84 June 3, 2016

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anal bleeding

What happened to Justin Bieber when he was in jail.

Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Bieber, but it appears that Tyrone's abnormally large penis has caused you anal bleeding."
Bieber: " Shit, Tyrone!"

anal bleeding by Spidershit January 31, 2014

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Anal beeds

spelled anal beads. An instrument inserted into the ass, with bumps that keep getting bigger, meant to stretch the ass and put strain on it until it pops.

The best way to pop an anal virgin is to shove anal beeds in her ass!

Anal beeds by necrokhan September 28, 2005

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Anal Bleeder

A medical device used to rupture and drain haemorrhoids. Also often used by geriatric homosexual deviants with abovementioned problem in order to enhance ass-fucking pleasure

Oh my God Norman, stick that anal bleeder so deep in my ass that it hits my second Houston line. Shove it in so fast.

Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!

Let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. Yes... Suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. Yes, Norman! Let me lick it off your hairy chin.

I love you.

Anal Bleeder by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008

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Anal beeds

anal beeds are beeds, mostly used by ravers and sick fucks, which are stuck in the anal cavity for pleasure. generally, you use anal beeds while using E, or other types of sexual injestions...

hey bruce, wanna play hide the anal beeds?

Anal beeds by Haney April 17, 2004

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anal bleedage

You do her so hard her anus starts to bleed intensly.

I did her so hard she had anal bleedage.

anal bleedage by LoyalOG June 25, 2016

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Anal Bleedage

Blood streaming out of ones asshole after anal.

I fucked her so hard she had anal bleedage.

Anal Bleedage by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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