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an irish 

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The act of giving a handy with absolutely zero lubricant. Also known as a dry rub
1) Billy: did you get any last night?

Jon: No, she wouldn't even give me an Irish

2) billy: Damnit dude, I'm all out of jergens, looks like I'm giving myself an Irish tonight
an irish by Papi Himself November 5, 2013
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An Irish Tale 

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There was only one bar...
A MILE LONG!
They didn't serve pints...
ONLY BUCKETS!
There was only one barmaid...
FOR EVERY MAN!
The guards came...
A BEAN GARDA!
She was wearing glasses...
AND NOTHING ELSE!
She took me to jail..

IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS!
They cost a fiver...
I HAD A TENNER!
There was a plant...
A HASH PLANT!

It had no leaves...
I SMOKED THEM ALL!

AND that's the end...
TILL NEXT WEEK!
An Irish Tale...a true virtue of a Friday night in Ireland.
An Irish Tale by Wreckroller August 30, 2017

An Irish Checkup 

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When ClareGak (AKA ClarkGeek) goes to the Dr. to have her CAPS LOCK finger fixed.
That boomer needs An Irish Checkup.
An Irish Checkup by Tadpool Fanatic February 2, 2022

An Irish Leave 

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When you are so drunk at a party that you just leave without saying goodbye to anyone there.
Dude Rob is belligerently hammered right now, it would not surprise me if he gave us an Irish leave at some point tonight.
An Irish Leave by BOLOS 2.0 November 10, 2010

an Irish,English and Scottish man 

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A person who has all these races in them and generally lives in Wales. They have great difficulty going to pubs and tend to holiday in a cheap caravan across the British Isles.
Seamus Smith Scott (an Irish,English and Scottish man) "Oh i can't go to the pub! i always get in to trouble down the pub!"

An Irish drunk 

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Every Irish male that ever existed since alcohol was discovered. This isn't actually true but it is a rather well known stereotype.
My friend and me got wasted and he acted like An Irish drunk

An Irish whirlpool 

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A black hole argument is an argument that where each side can keep debunking the others ad infunum. No matter if it's big neither will back down in fear of loseing
"Men can't be lesbians"
"What about gender fluid people?"
"They're good only real men"
"Gender fluid people aren't real men?"
"I never said that"
"But you did imply it"
"I ment cis men"
"We never mentioned cis men we mentioned real men"
Ect is an example of an Irish whirlpool
An Irish whirlpool by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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