an irish

The act of giving a handy with absolutely zero lubricant. Also known as a dry rub

1) Billy: did you get any last night?

Jon: No, she wouldn't even give me an Irish

2) billy: Damnit dude, I'm all out of jergens, looks like I'm giving myself an Irish tonight

by Papi Himself November 5, 2013

An Irish Tale

There was only one bar...
A MILE LONG!
They didn't serve pints...
ONLY BUCKETS!
There was only one barmaid...
FOR EVERY MAN!
The guards came...
A BEAN GARDA!
She was wearing glasses...
AND NOTHING ELSE!
She took me to jail..

IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS!
They cost a fiver...
I HAD A TENNER!
There was a plant...
A HASH PLANT!

It had no leaves...
I SMOKED THEM ALL!

AND that's the end...
TILL NEXT WEEK!

An Irish Tale...a true virtue of a Friday night in Ireland.

by Wreckroller August 30, 2017

An Irish Checkup

When ClareGak (AKA ClarkGeek) goes to the Dr. to have her CAPS LOCK finger fixed.

That boomer needs An Irish Checkup.

by Tadpool Fanatic February 2, 2022

An Irish Leave

When you are so drunk at a party that you just leave without saying goodbye to anyone there.

Dude Rob is belligerently hammered right now, it would not surprise me if he gave us an Irish leave at some point tonight.

by BOLOS 2.0 November 10, 2010

an Irish,English and Scottish man

A person who has all these races in them and generally lives in Wales. They have great difficulty going to pubs and tend to holiday in a cheap caravan across the British Isles.

Seamus Smith Scott (an Irish,English and Scottish man) "Oh i can't go to the pub! i always get in to trouble down the pub!"

by chugmeister of sicily June 19, 2010

An Irish drunk

Every Irish male that ever existed since alcohol was discovered. This isn't actually true but it is a rather well known stereotype.

My friend and me got wasted and he acted like An Irish drunk

by SomeDouchebagThatHatesPeople September 6, 2015

An Irish whirlpool

A black hole argument is an argument that where each side can keep debunking the others ad infunum. No matter if it's big neither will back down in fear of loseing

"Men can't be lesbians"
"What about gender fluid people?"
"They're good only real men"
"Gender fluid people aren't real men?"
"I never said that"
"But you did imply it"
"I ment cis men"
"We never mentioned cis men we mentioned real men"
Ect is an example of an Irish whirlpool

by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023