candy apple

"a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple

Patcy was wasted so I slipped her a candy apple!

by BeatsByRay April 23, 2016

candy apple

A shiny red badass car

Damn that caddie got a nice candy apple paint and look at them peanut butter gutts (tan leather seats).

by locajellz September 3, 2018

Candy apples

Yummy yummy yummy

Yum yum I’m eating a candy apple Candy apples

by :):D:(cookie September 5, 2021

emergency apple

the apple you keep with you at all times in case you get low

man im really hungry

here have an emergency apple in my backpack

by dankmemer27 December 19, 2015

apple yeast

An infection an apple gets after having intercourse.

An infection an apple gets after a human has intercourse with it.

O YES, O YES PUT IT IN JONNY! MAKE ME DRIBBLE! Later after intercourse, Jonny

I think you gave me an apple yeast infection.

by Juila13sad June 8, 2018

Crab apple mcnasty

A person demonstrating a sour, bad attitude . Being in a bad mood or a grouch .

Wow, what did you do to him??, Jason's a real Crab Apple McNasty today"

by CAbbyG November 12, 2019

Apple pie

When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her

Girl: I want kids.

Guy: No

Girl: please

Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.

Girl: how’s that?

Guy: Apple pie style:)

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 22, 2022