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Candy apple 

Noun: body shape where most of the mass of the body is carefully balanced upon two skinny legs. Spheroid object placed on top of a... stick (cylinder?!?).
"Dude, I'd like to bob that apple." - Man one
"What you talkin' 'bout, gee?" - Man two
"That smokin' candy apple. Damn, she like a basketball balanced on top a pencil. You know how I like 'dem strangely shaped women!" - Man one
Candy apple by labeauf October 6, 2011

Candy Apple 

A sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's hole while they are on their period.
John: Hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night?
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .
Candy Apple by JC2012 November 6, 2009

candy apple 

when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell.
That chick from El Paso didn't swallow leaving me with a candy apple.......shit sucked.
candy apple by COCK ROGERS April 14, 2010

Candy Apple 

The shiny red ball of flesh that occurs when an anus prolapses, or in more dire circumstances the uterus itself
Damn That girl got done up and dropped out. Look at the candy apple on this skank!
Candy Apple by GeorgeRBourdieu November 12, 2012

Candy Apple 

"The candy Apple" Licking the head of a newborn child the minute the crown of its head appears
i candy appled my son last week at dereford hospital

I had to push the doctor out of the way to candy apple my newborn
Candy Apple by The Lizard-The Fox November 2, 2010

Candy Apple 

A challenge, as in a challenge of shotgun rights. Can only be called by a male. The challenger calls "candy apple!" and begins to work up a sweat. In order for the party challenged to keep his/her rights (i.e. shotgun), he/she must lick the sweat off the challenger's balls. Hence, licking the caramel off a candy apple. If party challenged does not lick, he/she loses his/her proposed rights.
Guy 1: Shotgun!

Guy 2: Candy Apple!

Guy 1: Damn.

::Guy 2 gets shotgun::
Candy Apple by PMcDJr May 19, 2009