Amtrack

1. noun. A group of guys who consistently run trains on a girl. see run a train

2. verb. To run a train on a girl.

1. The Amtrack stopped at Amy Dawson last night.

2. Yo did you hear about how we amtracked amy dawson last night?

by Stiny October 20, 2005

the amtrack

(n) a sneak attack from the twat to the anus, while simultaneously making the sound of a train (i.e Woo! Woo!) entering a tunnel. After which the train sound signaling to your friends hidden about the room, and the you run a train on that bitch (chug-a-chug-a-choo-choo).

last night i pulled an amtrack on this bitch. (Most famous example of The Amtrack: Caligula.

by Steven Randazo December 29, 2007

Princess Amtrack

A women that thinks she is greatest thing to happen to any man she is involved with, but the relationship will ultimately end in what amounts to a train wreck with casualties due to the women’s high maintenance, drama seeking lifestyle.

Man I know she is smoking’ hot, but get involved with Princess Amtrack and watch you and family’s lives end up off the rails, on fire with dead bodies all over the place.

by Hooligans17 January 3, 2020

Mooning of Amtrak

The Mooning of Amtrak is annual event in which thousands of participants come to bare their naked butts to the Amtrak train. This takes place in Laguna Niguel, California.

If you want to see hundreds of naked butts, go to the annual Mooning of Amtrak in Laguna Niguel, CA.

by Cranberry Bob January 6, 2020

amtrak dump

When a single trip to the bathroom calls for an "OUT OF ORDER" sign.

Riding home on the train from Chicago, I needed to take a massive shit. Due to an massive unflushable load/amtrak dump, the bathroom on the train was put OUT OF ORDER.

by milwaukee john January 4, 2007

Amtrak Dick

When one's penis is not at full erection and it bends in half when insertion is attempted during a sexual encounter, like a train wreck. Usually the result of nervousness, over intoxication, lack of viagra, or other reasons unknown.

Yo bro, Last night, after drinking 12 pabst blues at your double wide, I amtrak dicked off that chicks labia 4 times before she finally called me out. She all like piece out, don't forget your shoes.

Dude, I had Amtrak Dick so bad last night, there were no survivors.

by kungfumermaid June 10, 2015

Amtrak Moment

The moment when your train of thought derails.

I was about to say something and I don't remember what it was! Total Amtrak moment!

by faerytale April 18, 2011