Amber Alert 

A message that conveys information about a recently missing or abducted person, usually displayed on electronic signs positioned along roadways. This message is broadcast by mass media, intended to enlist the public's help in finding the abducted person and often in catching the abductor.

It is an acronym for "America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response"

It was named in honor of 9 year old Amber Hagerman, who was abducted and murdered.

Lady: did you hear about elizabeth smart?
Man: No, who's that?
Lady: She was abducted, i heard about it on the news.
Trucker: She's right. There's an Amber Alert on her, i saw the broadcast along I-80 this morning.
Man: oh.

Amber Alert by g-diggity June 1, 2006

Amber Alert 

When your girlfriend takes a dump in your bed (like Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp).

She really took a shit in your bed? Dude, Amber Alert.

Amber Alert by Retired Farmer July 13, 2020

Amber Alert 

When a dude warns other dudes about a girl he used to date who happens to like to shit on beds / people during sex

Guy 1: I heard Mike and Jessica broke up a fee months back. I might ask her out.

Guy 2: I wouldn't, when Mike broke it off he issued an Amber Alert on her. She tried to take a dump on his chest and the just ended up shitting in his bed. I mean, unless your into that.

Guy 1: Fuck that. How did I miss that Amber Alert?

Amber Alert by JayJayRon April 27, 2022

Amber Alert 

When your partner shits on your side of the bed while your away

Amber shit in Johnny Depp’s bed and we called it an “Amber Alert”

Amber Alert by SalvatorusRex April 28, 2022

Amber Alert 

When someone finds shit in their bed, they out out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

Amber Alert by dketb May 4, 2022

Amber Alert 

One who purposely shits on the bed of one they are angry with

After an argument with his wife Johnny returns home to an Amber Alert in his bedroom

Amber Alert by Mississippi stuck in Texas May 1, 2022

Amber Alert 

The act of dedicating in bed and blaming it on the dog

Omg I woke up and you totally pulled an amber alert, nuh uhh it was the dog

Amber Alert by Maxwell P. Thurstington April 27, 2022