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There's always next year 

The Cleveland Browns Fan Motto. Typically used in abundance after week three.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the Browns get beat by the Buccaneers?

Browns fan: Yep, there's always next year.

there's always next year 

A phrase often heard in Cleveland or it's surrounding parts. Generally used to express a mix of disappointment and misguided hope towards a team's chances of winning in the upcoming year after having failed to win a championship. Useable in regard to any sport with one major championship per year.
Person #1: The Cleveland Browns went 4 and 12 this year.
Person #2: Oh well, there's always next year...

there’s always next season 

A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.
Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season

Always-leaving-never-leaver 

Someone who is constantly telling their friends, family and employers that they are leaving the country, but they never do. They may also throw pointless "leaving parties" - Very frustrating when they are still there 3 months later! This term coined by popular New Zealand DJs Fletch and Vaughan
Sally is an always-leaving-never-leaver as she has handed in her resignation 3 times and is constantly telling her workmates that she is moving overseas, however she never does.

Always Asleep Never Dead 

A fantasy band made up of Andy Biersack, Vikki Swink, Matt Good, and Vanessa James.
Andy is from Black Veil Brides and has done side projects like Average Joe and the Chance & Andy show.
Vikki is from soEmo.uk.co, is a Gore Site Model in training, and has competed in one NAM.

Matt Good is from Kit Fysto, with past bands Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows and From First to Last.
Vanessa James is the owner of Sugarfix Clothing, appearing in a wide range of music videos and Transformers 2.
Jake: Always Asleep Never Dead can never be a real band because of the contract Matt Good had to sign when he was in D.R.U.G.S.
Melissa: I know.. sucks for them!

Jake: It's all Craig Owens fault

always a bridesmaid never a bride 

always the other woman, never the important person in a relationship, the side person
“Im always a bridesmaid never a bride”