alvord

the shittiest town in the world, small town in texas. largely inbred and a lot of meth addicts.

holy shit he's definately from alvord

by ganjaman88666 February 24, 2011

Michael Alvord

The coolest person you will ever meet. He's really energetic and likes girls and trampolines. You will never meet anyone like him ever again. He is smarter than all the other people you will meet in your life.

Michael Alvord has a hot chick on his trampoline.

by Foiler25 December 29, 2011

Alvord

Legend has is that residents could not determine whether the towns name was pronounced (Al-vord) or (Al-void). Rock, Paper, Scissors was invented to determine which residents were right. Still to this day no one has been able to determine or agree on how to pronounce Alvord. That's why RPC is still used to this day and also used to settle other debates.

The city of Alvord is located between Ft Worth and Wichita Falls, Texas.

by jakeblack March 21, 2024