alvord

the shittiest town in the world, small town in texas. largely inbred and a lot of meth addicts.

holy shit he's definately from alvord

by ganjaman88666 March 19, 2011

Alvord

Legend has is that residents could not determine whether the towns name was pronounced (Al-vord) or (Al-void). Rock, Paper, Scissors was invented to determine which residents were right. Still to this day no one has been able to determine or agree on how to pronounce Alvord. That's why RPC is still used to this day and also used to settle other debates.

The city of Alvord is located between Ft Worth and Wichita Falls, Texas.

by jakeblack March 21, 2024

Michael Alvord

The coolest person you will ever meet. He's really energetic and likes girls and trampolines. You will never meet anyone like him ever again. He is smarter than all the other people you will meet in your life.

Michael Alvord has a hot chick on his trampoline.

by Foiler25 December 31, 2011

alford lake camp

a summer camp where blueberry blues are worn, songs are sung, and girls have fun. if you don't attend, you are missing out on the best 4th of july ever, some great sailing, and a ton of awesome people. this fun can be experienced in the kingsized full session or the fun-sized half session.

Camper: I leave for Alford Lake Camp tomorrow.
Friend: Oohhh I'm so jealous of all the fun you're going to have riding, swimming, sailing, and stuff.
Camper: Yeaaaaa, I know.

by hannah613 April 25, 2010

Allord

A woman who enjoys the thrill of peeing standing up with or without a shenis. Often mistaken for a transvestite when seen from behind at a urinal, but can be confirmed female by a quick and brutal pantsing, inevitably followed by a quick retreat.

"I thought that bitch was a man, so I yanked down his pants but it turned out she was just an Allord. She sure punched like a man though."

by QueenMidas February 7, 2010

Maria Alford

Maria is absolutely perfect in all ways, they're beautiful, funny and loud but we all love their goofiness.

We all appreciate them so much.
On a scale of 1 - 10 they'd be an 11.
Maria is so kind, amazing and an all over amazing human being.

We all love them.

Bella: Maria Alford is perfect, I love them so much.
Brooklyn: Maria Alford Is so kind, sweet, and generous.

by BellaForTheWin April 9, 2021

Pulling an Alford

Skipping or dropping out of school in order to work at McDonald's.

"Where's Tamokai?"
"Oh, he's pulling an Alford"

by Vasso63 May 28, 2016