Legend has is that residents could not determine whether the towns name was pronounced (Al-vord) or (Al-void). Rock, Paper, Scissors was invented to determine which residents were right. Still to this day no one has been able to determine or agree on how to pronounce Alvord. That's why RPC is still used to this day and also used to settle other debates.

The city of Alvord is located between Ft Worth and Wichita Falls, Texas.

Alvord by jakeblack March 21, 2024

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Michael Alvord

The coolest person you will ever meet. He's really energetic and likes girls and trampolines. You will never meet anyone like him ever again. He is smarter than all the other people you will meet in your life.

Michael Alvord has a hot chick on his trampoline.

Michael Alvord by Foiler25 December 31, 2011

alford lake camp

a summer camp where blueberry blues are worn, songs are sung, and girls have fun. if you don't attend, you are missing out on the best 4th of july ever, some great sailing, and a ton of awesome people. this fun can be experienced in the kingsized full session or the fun-sized half session.

Camper: I leave for Alford Lake Camp tomorrow.
Friend: Oohhh I'm so jealous of all the fun you're going to have riding, swimming, sailing, and stuff.
Camper: Yeaaaaa, I know.

alford lake camp by hannah613 April 25, 2010

Allord

A woman who enjoys the thrill of peeing standing up with or without a shenis. Often mistaken for a transvestite when seen from behind at a urinal, but can be confirmed female by a quick and brutal pantsing, inevitably followed by a quick retreat.

"I thought that bitch was a man, so I yanked down his pants but it turned out she was just an Allord. She sure punched like a man though."

Allord by QueenMidas February 7, 2010

Maria Alford

Maria is absolutely perfect in all ways, they're beautiful, funny and loud but we all love their goofiness.

We all appreciate them so much.
On a scale of 1 - 10 they'd be an 11.
Maria is so kind, amazing and an all over amazing human being.

We all love them.

Bella: Maria Alford is perfect, I love them so much.
Brooklyn: Maria Alford Is so kind, sweet, and generous.

Maria Alford by BellaForTheWin April 9, 2021

Pulling an Alford

Skipping or dropping out of school in order to work at McDonald's.

"Where's Tamokai?"
"Oh, he's pulling an Alford"

Pulling an Alford by Vasso63 May 28, 2016

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026