Someone who is an enthusiast of all things related to the water. Someone who loves doing anything by the water, on the water or in the water. Much like a cinephile is a film/cinema enthusiast or an audiophile has an ardent interest in stereo & high-fidelity sound reproduction.

If you enjoy sun-bathing, boating, fishing, surfing, stand up paddle boarding, scuba diving, kite boarding, kayaking, swimming, water skiing, beach volleyball, marine life, shelling, riding a jetski, sitting on a dock , swinging in a hammock or drinking margaritas with your toes in the sand, or anything else by the water, on the water or in the water, you are an aquaphile.

Aquaphile by Water Lover September 7, 2013

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Aquapussy

A person wearing a bathing suit or in swimwear at the beach or I. The pool that seeks cover when it begins to rain.

Look at that aquapussy in the pool running for the umbrella because it started to rain!

Aquapussy by Benvenuti March 7, 2019

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Aluakbar

When you go up to someone’s house and you throw a bomb and you say aluakbar right before you throw it

I’m gonna aluakbar your house kid

Aluakbar by Booty clapper69 April 28, 2019

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Aquapeinshmeed

The subtle moment when you are pooping and the little, dense pebbles splash the urine and water solution to clean your ass in a bidet-like fashion.

Damn, that story reminds me of the time that I aquapeinshmeeded myself.

Aquapeinshmeed by Coolbroski1 December 26, 2019

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Aquapoo

the act of taking a poo while your body is submersed in a body of water (pool,lake, ocean)

Dan's aquapoo floated to the surface as they swam

Aquapoo by THE JEFFERSONS December 16, 2008

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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