allen syndrome 

is usually contracted when you hangout with someone named alex. is also called allen transmitted disease ( ATD)

oh no you are hanging out with allen you now have allen syndrome

allen syndrome by the allen obliterator May 31, 2019

Kirstie Alley Syndrome 

Kirstie Alley Syndrome is when you’re unable to get out of a fast food parking lot without going back in for seconds or even thirds.

The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!

When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.

When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.

To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!

To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next

“Did you just see that?” “What” “I saw Angelika going through the Macces bin!” “Fuck!” “She must have ‘Kirstie Alley Syndrome’ bad man!”

"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"

Kirstie Alley Syndrome by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007

Allan Syndrome 

being confused when you shouldn’t be and everyone around you knows what’s going on

“You got lost even tho u have been here 18296 times before u must have Allan syndrome”

Allan Syndrome by cooldude123987 February 27, 2019

Allan syndrome 

struggling spelling words when they have a good idea while writing it fast, the words become alien language and no one can read it.

Allan: i have pogers urbenealbfbrieb ajfg rj
Me: what??? Speak english
Friend: it’s Allan syndrome

Allan syndrome by Kyrizh8652 June 1, 2021

Alien Hand Syndrome 

To be unable to control ones arm or arms. This can also be present when regarding the entire body (see Alien Body Syndrome).

Ross: Dashton, why did you nock over that expensive drum kit?

Dashton: Sorry, alien hand syndrome.

Alien Hand Syndrome by Petard the Retard October 13, 2009

alien fart syndrome 

Akin to alien hand syndrome. When your farts don't smell like your own anymore.

Due to social stigma the afflicted will hardly ever come out. For the unafflicted it is hard to imagine the terror of not being able to tolerate one's own farts anymore.

- After I bought some E. coli tablets in a Turkish pharmacy to combat my diarrhea, I developed alien fart syndrome instead.

alien fart syndrome by scornflake December 8, 2011

Alien Body Syndrome 

to be unable to control ones body. This can also be present when regarding the arm or arms (see Alien Hand Syndrome).

Ross: Dashton, why did you just nock over all those music stands, chairs, and musical instruments?

Dashton: Sorry, alien body syndrome.

Alien Body Syndrome by Petard the Retard October 13, 2009