What you say before bombing something or someone.
Jack: Hey, go blow up that police station.
Kyle: ok, ALLAH AKBAR!
by Mr. Pass interference April 13, 2022
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If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.

Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
Raptor Jesus: rawr The Bible was written by God himself, I should know I was there when he wrote it.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...

Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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Allah Monkey is an idolized monkey that if someone were to swear by it, they would be telling the full truth.
George: Bro, did you actually fuck a dude?
Bhullar: On Allah Monkey I did!
by Lt. Gyako May 11, 2021
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when a muslim blows up
mohammed durka sheehan said:' allah ackbang' as he blew up a plane
by U.S marine core January 13, 2010
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What Jamal yelled when delivering pizza to towers by plane
Allah Akbar here's your pizza
by Graspmefirmly April 24, 2019
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A big black hairy snatch

Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .
The muff on her was big black and bushy .
A proper beard of Allah
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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What you say to a paper like NYT or any corporation when it finally realizes that its woke-nap wasn't real and that they have been living in Elmo's world for far too long.
Allah Akbar. The NYT finally admitted that the Hunter Biden laptop was not Russian disinformation
by Sexydimma March 19, 2022
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