all-in-one

Taking the zapstrap ballsac to the next level, the all-in-one involves the placing of the penis as well as the testicles inside the zap strap before tightening. Not for the faint of heart.

"If I get drunk enough that someone gives me an all-in-one while I'm passed out, I may need to get that shit amputated."
"Dude, it'll already BE amputated!"

by crimeny March 14, 2009

All But One

A great Call of Duty team that are gods. They get all the ladies. Better than Pewdiepie.

Did you hear of the team All But One? They're straight fire.

by iSLAVE4KINGS October 19, 2015

all up ons

The state of flirting with a man, especially one who has used the ab-abber. See Homestar Runner.

"The ladies will be all up ons."

by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

all up ons

"All up ons" is a colloquial usage describing popularity. "It means they really like you". It can also mean something is on, around or close to someone.

"Well played, Strong Bad. Those ladies are sure to be all up ons."

by Gary D. August 23, 2007

all in one computer

unlike the name says the all in one computer is not all in one. an all in one consist of a monitor, with the tower built in, a keyboard and a mouse.

person 1: hey i bought an all in one computer
person 2: awesome is it all one box
person 1: no it still has a separate keyboard and mouse it just has the computer tower built into the monitor
person 2: oh i see but that is still really cool
person 1: i know man thanks

by kevin e343 July 20, 2010

all up ons

when one person is sexually attracted to another person.

I was wearing my Autobot T-shirt and the ladies were all up ons!

I wish I was Sugar shum! That would make her all up ons!

by AlfaTrion August 20, 2003

all up ons

when a person is sexually attracted to another and manifests it in a physical way that is not always welcome.

"When you go out tonight, I hope that no nasty guys are all up ons."

by kimnrowdy June 3, 2004