When an idividual pleasures him or herself with a hot dog and related accouteruments. Most tipicaly with the hot dog up the anus and the bun used as a surrogate vigina, ketcup and or musturd can be used as lubercant, some times relish is used. Often performed solo, there are some that prefer to have one or more observe.
hot dogs can range in preparedness from cooked to forzen to dried out. it is truely a move that you can change to your style. like the melting pot that America is.
When an idividual pleasures him or herself with a hot dog and related accouteruments. Most tipicaly with the hot dog up the anus and the bun used as a surrogate vigina, ketcup and or musturd can be used as lubercant, some times relish is used. Often performed solo, there are some that prefer to have one or more observe.
hot dogs can range in preparedness from cooked to forzen to dried out. it is truely a move that you can change to your style. like the melting pot that America is.
A bowel movement that requires no wiping after the completion of the defication. (The First wipe, or "test" wipe as some call it does not count as a true wipe.)
Tony: Man, I had a freaking huge All American just now, It felt so good I didnt even give it a check wipe.
A word that defines a set of things as the best (that means worst) that America has to offer. Anything with this label on it is well avoided.
Usually "all-american girls" are blonde dumbfucks. See slut
"All-american (fake) football teams" are usually the best at playing the lame, homosexual, "lets wear lycra and touch our balls" game. See fake football.
Congratulations, sir. You've won a set of five cars.
HOLY SHIT! They're all-american! Corvettes, mustangs, pintiac gto, trans(exual)ams! THIS IS TRULY HELL!
*sells the cars and buys a mercedes, a vintage rolls, a Jag, a classic aston and a chocolate factory*
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"