alkalyze

(Alkaloid slang) To engage in artistic creation or performance.

Scouts, let's put on our disguises, put sparkles in our eyeses, and alkalyze!

by Brock Guilfoyle July 25, 2008

alkalized

A pseudoscience term made up by KANGEN to sell water to science illiterates

Bro, buy this really expensive alkalized water filter it make water alive and join my pyramid scheme! It will save you from radicals in your body...

by TheScienceJusticeLeague March 11, 2018