A virus that is very contagious and makes you act the opposite of yourself. You will have a big ass pimple pop up on your forehead and you will need to get stitches. It will make you very shady and retarded. Be aware!!! 🦠
Beast: have you heard about the virus that is spreading
Shaniqua: no
Beast: well be careful it’s contagious it’s called Alicemonia!!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).