The act of doing absolutely nothing useful, every day of your life.
Dude 1: "hey man what are you doing today?" Dude 2: "man I'm sitting at home in my PJ's drinking a budlight" dude 1: "sounds like you're alexdaltoning to me man. Maybe you should get a job."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'