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AleHANDJob 

Another scene kid, like John Hock who has thousands of myspace friends and causes typical br00t4l drama.


Sarah: damn AleHANDJob got a new picture on myspace!
Sally: REALLY? omg no wai!!
AleHANDJob by Amanda Barness March 24, 2009
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Alehandjob 

A well-known hacker on myspace who pocess as a scene kid.
damn, that AleHANDJob kid just hacked my myspace.
Alehandjob by Mike Beldin March 24, 2009

alehandjob 

a term used to describe a gay mexican
Hey alejandro, are you into that girl?

nahhh man, im an alehandjob.

abhandjob 

Getting repeatily hit in the genitals over and over again during a hand job with the weight of a freight train.
Person 1: dude how was your hand job?
Person 2: my dick is like a peice of paper cause she gave me a abhandjob.
abhandjob by fuck me fuck me September 1, 2014

Alehandro 

An extremely cool person recieves the nickname Alehandro, they're usually people who get alot of pussy, ALOT OF PUSSY. Probably more awesome then you, yeah you... reading this right now.
PERSON 1 hey i'm gonna call you alehandro
PERSON 2 why?
PERSON 1 cuz your a pussy magnet
Alehandro by thebestfuckerever August 31, 2011

alehandro 

some fagget that thinks hes good at everything and thinks hes better then everyone cuz he wrestles and touches guys balls and rectum but hes not only at blowing guys. while everybody in sewanhaka rides his cock on how good he is not knowing hes on steroids is a serious crime and should be slapped in the face.he is a loser everybody that hangs out with him is a loser also.
KID1 hey u know tht kid alehandro?
KID2 yea i saw him taking it up the ass by the gazebo
KId1 ah yea u do know him
alehandro by worlds best October 16, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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